Smoochin', Making Out, Necking, Osculation, Canoodling, Slap & Tickle....

no matter what you call it or how you do it (eskimo, French, Greek, Roman, Western Grip, Butterfly, Unadvisable amount tongue), kissing is one of the better aspects of life. A form of expression that was brought to the far reaches of the uncivilized, by the sexually progressive conqueror, Alexander the Great (a nickname that wasnt just about the size of his empire ::wink wink:: im saying the "Great" part of his title was in reference to the 8th wonder of the world- AtG's royal adviser, you know behind every great man, is an unsubstantiated claim that there's a massive cock the likes of which has yet to be seen again!) While the Greeks spread the act of kissing the furtherst, the Roman's made the most rules for kissing- rules like kissing a virgin in public empowered said virgin, aka kid who got bullied a lot instead of getting their dick wet, to demand marriage rights. thats just a punishment that doesnt fit the crime. you do a solid for an undesirable and kiss them and for your good deed, you csn be forced to marry said virgin thus ending any excitment or anticpation that your forever sexual partner was going to be a good one. Having to deflower virgins while they just lay there is the worst! and usually they arent hot enough to just lay there. if the Romans were the most punishing when it came to kissing, the French were and remain the most passionate, exciting and adventurous when it comes to locking lips. so on national kissing day be like the French, and kiss someone new in a new place and youll be hashtagged blessed! dont let alexander the great, who was so inventive he just kept naming cities Alexandria, be more sexually progressive than you on national kissing day. im here to practice Tonsil hockey with you all day! 💋💋💋💋😘😘